I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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