Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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