If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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