Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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