I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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