Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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