Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
My penis needs a shock collar
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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