Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
