you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
