Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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