I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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