That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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