So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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