i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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