god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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