He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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