Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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