i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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