Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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