oh god the rape fog is back!
there was a trapeze. enough said
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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