I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I have aggressive nipples.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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