What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
A+ Viking dick
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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