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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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