Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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