You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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