I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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