: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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