Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
