HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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