put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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