The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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