i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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