i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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