is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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