oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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