Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
