Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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