Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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