I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I need a beard to bite.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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