C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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