yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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