I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
bring money and cleavage
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
