(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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