Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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