still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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