I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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