I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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