it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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