Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
