I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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