Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
i've created a new STD.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He shit in the fireplace
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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