I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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