I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
is it fun? or sober?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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