Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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