im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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