I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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