Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
